divaFotos: Rick Ross Covers Vibe and Complex (Interview Highlights)

All of Rick Ross’ albums have debuted at the top of the Billboard 200 and it looks like he’s aiming to do the same again.  In an effort to promote the Maybach Music collective album Self Made, Ross covers two of hip-hop’s biggest magazines.

He collaborated with SNL funnyman Andy Samberg for a Jaws inspired cover for Complex:

He’s also posing shirtless on the cover of Vibe’s “Sexy Issue.” Who find this sexy?:

Inside, radio personality Angela Yee interviews Ross and the rest of the Maybach crew.  Check out this hilarious excerpt:

Angela Yee: Have you ever messed with a girl that you were embarrassed about and you hoped no one finds out?

Wale: When I was younger. Seeing them in the club the next time like, Damn, if I could see me from last week I’d beat the shit out of me. I’d put a roofie in my own joint so I don’t end up talking to this chick.

Meek Mill: Like 3:30 in the morning, not having a girl. It be like that sometimes. I fuck a lot of bad women, don’t get it twisted. I got a thick one, a little husky… I got that one and she’s always around. And people found out I hit it—

[All laugh]

Mill: She ain’t fat. She’s thick. She’s like 25 percent over the line.

Pill: She had a few too many goddamn double cheeseburgers.

What about you, Ross?

Ross: I be sliding through the ‘hood, I can’t lie. I love extravagant exotic women, but I come from the ‘hood at the same time. So if I’m in my Chevy riding through the ‘hood and you see one of those ghetto girls in a hot pink shirt, you’re just like ‘Hey, put your number in this.’ I’m still in touch with the ‘hood like that.

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Pill, I’ve seen you with some crackheads.

[All laugh]

Mill: Pill is a ‘hood nigga, for real. He doesn’t give a fuck.

Pill: On some real shit, I’ve had some that didn’t look all that right. I play like I ain’t know it that day in the club because—

Ross: You can’t act like you don’t know it.

Wale: That’s what makes them go crazy.

Pill: I ain’t gon’ lie, one of my worse experiences was waking up in the morning years ago and I looked over to my left and said, “Aww, man, what the fuck were you doing, dog?”

Ross: I can’t sleep the whole night with a chick. Before sunrise, shorty, you got to go.

Pill: Obviously, I was too fucked up in the first place to have you in my bed and in my house if you’re looking that bad. So I went to sleep and when I got up, I’m asking you, “What went down? Did I really just…”

Ross: You done ate the pussy.

HILARIOUS!!!